February 2012
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
Now think about it:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
Need a laugh? Click here!
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
odair:
the best SNL skits are the ones they can’t get through without laughing
1 tag
2 tags
4 tags
3 tags
1 tag
the worst feeling is liking someone more than they like you
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
motherfuckinglucifer:
you can’t buy happiness
but you can watch Supernatural and that’ll make you forget happiness exists.
2 tags
1 tag
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via wisdom-justiceandlove)